My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
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Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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