The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Randomize
