i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
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He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
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I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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