Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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