what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
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Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
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You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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