so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
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Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
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I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Thank you for not boning my boss.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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