Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
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It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
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While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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