I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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