how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
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