Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
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I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
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it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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