soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
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After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
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Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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