i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
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No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
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Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
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