What a fucking waste of an outfit
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
honey bunches of taint.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I'm at about main and main street
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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