can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
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She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
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Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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