So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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