Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
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I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
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I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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