one might say we're banned from that church
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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