Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
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They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
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So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
So. Much. Porn.
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