It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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