My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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