R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
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So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
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I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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