Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
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