do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
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i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
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my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
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