Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
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girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
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Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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