Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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