hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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