guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
you made out with another girl for some wings
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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