"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Randomize