Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
please don't ironically join a cult
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