Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
NoShamevember. You game?
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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