I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
honey bunches of taint.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
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You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
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Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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