All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Can you repeat that, but with context?
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
we're so committed to being not committed
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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