Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
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I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
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his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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