dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I cockslap morals
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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