I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
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If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
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my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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