You're my little dorito
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
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There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
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Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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