I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
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She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
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I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell