What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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