Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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