FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
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Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
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I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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