You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
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Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Thank you for not boning my boss.
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he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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