ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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