Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(847): View more from Illinois

Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight

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(857): View more from Massachusetts

I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner

(617): View more from Massachusetts

you want to re-phrase that?

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(760): View more from California

I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

oh my god i'm in a crawl space

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(360): View more from Washington

Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.

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(904): View more from Florida

I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day

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(217): View more from Illinois

and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.

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(516): View more from New York

and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese

(1-516): View more from New York

please tell me you didnt taste test that

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