marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
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I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
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I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want