Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
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just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
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Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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