your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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