exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Randomize
