He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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