well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
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