see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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