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say what?
wanna hang out?
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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