I want to make a zoo with you.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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