Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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