And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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