are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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